Robot Monsters From Tau Ceti-4: The Alien Conspiracy Exposed!

February 14, 2009

    Eight robots from the planet Tau Ceti-4 are on Earth now, preparing for an invasion.  I will name them shortly and tell you where they are located.

    In their natural form, the aliens of Tau Ceti-4 are, indeed, monsters.  They are so horrible to look at, there are no words to describe them.  On Earth they assume human form, however, and are able to pass among us undetected.  They appear perfectly ordinary to those they interact with.  These aliens are semi-autonomous robots, in that they are under the command of the Supreme Ruler of Tau Ceti-4, yet, at the same time, they can act creatively by their own intelligence and according to local conditions and immediate circumstances.  They have been in place for years, acclimating themselves to Earth, both physically and socially, and testing their powers.  They will unleash those powers when the invasion takes place.  Tau Ceti-4 intends to conquer the Earth!

    These are the Robot Monsters from Tau Ceti-4:

1.  Sam Tapia — Deming, New Mexico.  Alien name: Inglaka

    This alien has planted Warp Openers in the aptly-named Massacre Mountains, 30 miles east of Deming, and on top of Black Mtn. and Red Mtn., on either side of Deming, forming a “warp triangle.”  When activated, these devices will open a pathway through space-time, allowing invading armies to teleport instantly to Earth.  Inglaka has the power of “electric touch” and can electrocute people.  He can also surround himself with an impenetrable electric shield.  He has several human slaves who work at Pepper’s Supermarket and the Fina station on S. Platinum Ave.  He uses them to place electronic “spy buttons” in people’s grocery bags and in their cars.  Early atomic tests in the 1940’s first attracted the attention of Tau Ceti-4 to the New Mexico area.  The saucer that crashed at Roswell was from that planet.  Tau Cetians have been established in New Mexico ever since.  Inglaka is the latest.

2.  Douglas Kretchmar — Choctaw, Oklahoma.  Alien name: Vemuslar

    The alien Vemuslar has never liked Earth food, which explains why he is rarely seen eating in human form.  Like all the Robot Monsters, he can transform to his alien form whenever he wants to, and in this form he has a morbid appetite for live animals.  Choctaw has had an abnormally high incidence of missing dogs and cats.  Cattle mutilations in Oklahoma are the work of Vemuslar, who eats certain organs and body parts.  (All cattle mutilations everywhere are attributable to Tau Cetians seeking food.  In many cases, they also eat human beings.)  Vemuslar’s secret weapon is the Shock Wand, which projects a lethal electric shock.  He also has the power to confuse people’s minds by “telepathic assault.”  He has installed brain control devices in most of the Wal-Marts in the Oklahoma City metropolitan area, which force people to buy things they don’t need.  Another brain control device is located in Sunny Lanes Bowling, in Oklahoma City.  He is immune to all earthly diseases but has a hypersensitivity to tobacco smoke, which seems to be a common trait among Tau Cetians.

3.  Eddie Burgo — Pascagoula, Mississippi.  Alien name: Frixor

    The alien Frixor is the most recent in a long line of Tau Cetians established in Pascagoula.  In 1973, two shipyard workers were taken aboard a Tau Ceti spacecraft for examination.  Afterwards, they said they believed their abductors were robots.  The incident made national headlines.  Frixor controls a secret weapon called an Elasmosphere, which is located on the floor of the Gulf of Mexico.  This can be used to destroy oil platforms, kill marine life, and create violent waves and currents.  Frixor has assembled a large cadre of human slaves, including employees of Hong Kong Palace Restaurant, Transplant Florist, and Spanish Trail Lanes (in nearby Gautier).  Mysterious balls of light are sometimes seen over Frixor’s home.  These are control devices, which can travel great distances, absorb the knowledge from people’s brains, and turn them into zombies.  The entire southeastern U.S. will be Frixor’s responsibility when the invasion takes place.  In his human form he is regarded as super-intelligent and charming to those who know him.  He wears a ring that gives him the mental powers of a high-speed computer.  He is extremely cunning and has no weaknesses, but he is afraid of thunderstorms.

4.  Glenn Lokken — Lignite, North Dakota.  Alien name: Roonikni

    The alien Roonikni can make himself invisible for short periods of time, and in this state he can pass through walls and locked doors.  He is able to walk under water without having to breathe.  In nearby Beaver Lake there is a spacecraft, which he goes to occasionally at night.  Near the west end of 100 St. NW, about 1 mile from Beaver Lake, there is a measuring tube, similar to an aircraft peto tube, sticking out of the ground, which is easy to overlook, although it is in plain sight.  This tube is for monitoring the effect of Roonikni’s Ion Curtain, which will effectively cut off parts of North Dakota and Saskatchewan from the rest of the world.  He also has a brain control device hidden in a building alongside the railroad tracks on the north side of Lignite.   His personal secret weapon is the Bio-Psychokinetic Beam, which is used to induce feelings of illness.  It can be set for long range to incapacitate military and law enforcement personnel within a radius of 2 miles.

5.  Bruce Raw — Billings, Montana.  Alien name: Ozgandis

    The alien Ozgandis is telepathic at a distance — i.e., he is able to read the mind of anyone he can see.  The Mayor and City Council are under his control.  He has brain control devices in City Hall and at Rocky Mountain College.  He has slaves at the Hilands Golf Club and Byo Laundry at 46 Broadwater Ave.  In Pictograph Cave State Park, he has a Magnetic Flux Inverter, which can be used to black out the entire electrical grid in the western states.  Visitors to the caves have been abducted and eaten.  Two of them saw Ozgandis in his alien form and died of fright.  The skeletons of his victims are lying in the Yellowstone River.  In his human form he is regarded as quiet and aloof by those who know him.  He is in frequent communication with the Supreme Ruler of Tau Ceti-4, so he may be the ringleader of the Robot Monsters on Earth.

6.  Kevin DeCoster — Albany, Oregon.  Alien name: Barhajalan

    The alien Barhajalan has adapted so well to Earth that he interacts freely in his human form and is liked by those who know him.  He has a preference for bank employees as slaves, and he has many of them at Umpqua Bank at 333 Ellsworth St. SW, Washington Mutual at 231 Ellsworth St. SW, and Wells Fargo Bank at 300 1st Ave. West.  He also has slaves at Izzy’s Pizza at 2115 Pacific Blvd. SW.  Barhajalan has installed his secret weapon, the Absolute Zero Beam, in the Linn County Expo Fairground.  He can control this remotely.  This beam can be used to bring down airplanes, and it is effective up to a range of 20 miles.  He has also tested it successfully on cars and trucks traveling on Route 5, resulting in fatal accidents.  The basement of his home leads to a complex network of tunnels and chambers, whose true purpose is not yet known, but his advanced knowledge of chemistry must be regarded as an ominous sign.  Barhajalan is clairvoyant and has used this ability to win a great deal of money playing poker.

7.  Scott Warnock — Boise, Idaho.  Alien name: Mibledeah

    The alien Mibledeah has become a compulsive cannibal, preying on illegal immigrants.  Since they are “undocumented,” no one investigates their disappearance.  Because he has some problems breathing our atmosphere, he requires frequent re-energizing and has a chamber in his home for this purpose.  He also has a Bio-Reanimation Device, which will be used to bring the dead back to life and turn them into zombies he can control.  Two antennae for this device are located in Baggley Park, brilliantly camouflaged.   He has installed brain control devices in all the Albertson’s Drug Stores in Boise.  In the trunk of his car, he has a Molecular Separator, which can disintegrate buildings and vehicles.  In his human form he is hostile and paranoid, probably due to insufficient social adjustment to Earth.  He has been known to knock people down violently without touching them, but still nobody suspects that he is an alien.

8.  Les Hellevang — Gillette, Wyoming.  Alien name: Glardonvelor

    The alien Glardonvelor has planted a terrible weapon called a Dark Star in the Eagle Butte Coal Mine, east of Gillette.  When activated, it will create an explosion of anti-matter, annihilating everything within a radius of 10 miles.  (He will be out of the danger zone, of course.)  Near this coal mine is the Foothills Twin Theatre on Highway 14-16, where he has installed “brain readers.”  His main brain control device is located in a small building on West 1st St.  This alien is incredibly strong and impervious to all Earth weapons.  He is psychokinetic and can even affect local weather.  He has no slaves, but he has already marked the city’s public officials and police by “remote brain scan printing,” and when the invasion takes place they will immediately be struck dead by a transmitter.  The brain scanner and transmitter are on his roof, disguised as an ordinary satellite dish.

    The invasion of Earth will happen soon, while mankind is distracted by economic and political problems.  I have told you about the Robot Monsters from Tau Ceti-4 so that you can take whatever steps you can to protect yourself.  Those who have not read my warning will, in all likelihood, die or become slaves or food for these Robot Monsters.  Tell everyone you know, while there is still time!

    Copyright@ 2009 by Crad Kilodney, Toronto, Canada.  E-mail:


25 Responses to “Robot Monsters From Tau Ceti-4: The Alien Conspiracy Exposed!”

  1. […] Cleveland Hunt wrote an interesting post today onHere’s a quick excerptThe incident made national headlines. Frixor controls a secret weapon called an Elasmosphere, which is located on the floor of the Gulf of Mexico. This can be used to destroy oil platforms, kill marine life, and create violent waves and currents. … He has brain control devices in City Hall and at Rocky Mountain College. He has slaves at the Hilands Golf Club and Byo Laundry at 46 Broadwater Ave. In Pictograph Cave State Park, he has a Magnetic Flux Inverter, … […]

  2. Waldo Says:

    I live in Billings and theres no aliens here kinda funny because nothing is here

  3. Mark Says:

    Wow , very interesteng article… Can I use it for my website ?

  4. Zon Says:

    You are a disinformant.

    • cradkilodney Says:

      Clearly, you are working for THEM.

      • Zon Says:

        If I was, I wouldn’t be posting here, but I would have crashed in your house.

      • cradkilodney Says:

        My old books are collector’s items. You should buy some now before they disappear entirely. You can search at Just search “Crad Kilodney” in the Author box. Do it now.

  5. Reid Says:

    Ok, so what you’re saying is Frixor was involved with BP’s fuck-up of the Oily Gulf of Mexico, right? Pascagoula isn’t too far from Gulfport, and it’s been the hot topic til I left the state.

  6. ronald quesada Says:

    If there were such powerful beings on earth by now..they would use their powers to gain position in human society in order to break it when the time is right for the invasion —-not eating some guys in small towns on US—…Do you have pictures, do you have documents, any indication that this is not a joke please..?? We all appreciate to see it.

    • cradkilodney Says:

      This reader has been sent an answer privately. Thank you to all readers for your interest.

      • Adam Says:

        Are you kidding me? Hellevang is a guidance counseled you ignorant prick if everyone was as ignorant as you these people’s lives would be destroyed

      • cradkilodney Says:

        If this article does not please you, I suggest you go to the Archives on the right sidebar, open the window, pick a month, and just explore.

      • Adam Says:

        This is where freedom of speech bites us in the ass

  7. ronald quesada Says:

    Mr. Kilodney..¨Duke of whatever you said on the mail¨.. Dont answer privately! my question stands: why in the world Tau Cetians will send Alien Robots with the unlimited power they are supposed to have to hide them here eating people from time to time and bagging groceries in some small town supermarkets..They would send them to rule..deceive entire nations..or conquer openly..dont you see the logic on this..I would appreciate your reply without advertising ads…thanks.

    • cradkilodney Says:

      Although the Robot Monsters are powerful, there are only a few of them. They are here to make preparations for a more general invasion to follow. Exactly where or when it will start is anybody’s guess.

  8. Glardonevelor Says:

    Why did Glardonvelor plant an awesome weapon in the Eagle Butte Mine that can only take out a 10 mile radius? Do you know how many people could be killed by this? Answer: at the most a thousand. Eagle Butte Mine is not exactly the most populated area.

  9. Rachel Says:

    Yo hellavang is a councilor at my school. And he doesn’t appear to be an alien xD intact he just seems to be a person.. Living his personish life.

    • cradkilodney Says:

      There are other things to read on this blog page. Go to the Archives window, open it, pick a month at random, and just go. Travel broadens the mind.

      • H Says:

        seen 3 UFO here in Gillette the past 2 weeks. 2 of them seemed to be what was a mother ship they were massive..The other was small like really small and it was no higher than the street lamps. Where do you get this information about these planted aliens?

      • cradkilodney Says:

        Can’t tell you how I know. But do this: go to and search “David M. Jacobs” in the Author box and look for 2 books: Secret Life, and The Threat. Order those books. Aliens are abducting people and building up a population of hybrids.

  10. Fuck Off Says:

    Have ever even bothered to do one iota of research about close encounter with Tau Ceti that nothing could be further from the truth! The malevolent aliens you are describing are the reptoids.

    The Tau Ceti look like Latin Vulcans and they are the blood enemies of the reptilians,, and its the reptilians that are enslaving us!

    Who do you work for because it’s clear that this site is blatant disinformation!

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